England

For all you disheartened English fan(s) who are reading this, do not worry. In light of the recent dissapointment of the English Rugby and Football team, the government has set up a helpline if you need someone to talk to. The helpline can be reached at 1-800-101010.(if you need me to spell it out, it reads 1-800-won nothing won nothing won nothing)

(For those who might not know, the English football team recently lost to Russia 2-1 in an Euro 2008 qualifier match, and as a result of that, their chances of qualifying for the Euro 2008 is now as slim as me getting an A for my EOS(It's not impossible YET though). As for the rugby team, they lost to South Africa 15-6 in the final of the Rugby World cup having their star player, Johnny Wilkinson, renowned for his dropgoals, sending his ONLY attempt at dropgoal flying half a field away.)

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note: I'm pretty sure this is my first post here but in no way am I trying to push the beautiful picture of Andrew's fringe further down. I just had the urge to post all of a sudden(Maybe because it's rare vista internet is faster than usual at the moment).


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