Why Marcus and Samantha broke up.

Why Marcus and Samantha broke up

Due to popular demand, I have decided that I shall bear the burden of telling this story all by myself. An arduous task, but inevitably, someone's got to do it.
sigh.

Now, take this story as you would take the gospel. I’m not being blasphemous, you ninny. The gospel has 4 books; St. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John (I know that, because the bible is in front of me now hee hee)…From which a single story is told—but from different point of views.

My view. (and the truth :])

So in the beginning, there were four people.

1) Marcus (coolest and gonna be the smartest guy in imu)

2) Edward*(competing to be smartest guy)
(*Names changed to disguise their secret identity)

3) Samantha (hot chick)

And last---and least:
4) Rebecca* (debatable)
(*Names changed to disguise their secret identity)

It’s a bit of a web so bare with me.

See Marcus and Rebecca were really close. BFF, so to speak. :]
Then his other best friend Edward, stole Marcus’ close friend---and failed to let him know. Neither of the fuck buddies told him.
Marcus was betrayed on both fronts! But marcus brushed it off......


THEN! SOMEONE SPREAD A RUMOUr!!!!! and many people heard the story.

whoa marcus was pissed that he was branded as having bad taste!!!



Marcus isn’t the coolest and smartest guy in IMU for no reason. No no. The cunning bastard went after Samantha in a ploy to betray his betrayers. (Edward was once deeply in Love with our Sammy)

It took a while to whisk Sammy off her feet. BUT MARCUS WAS SUCCESSFUL!
(but sadly wasnt interested)

Making faces while she gives him love.

So sadly you see, it was not meant to be.
He did it to clear up silly rumours.
She did it...cuz he's a stud.
But sadly, in his state, he could not provide what it takes to make her happy. :(

The end.

Okay to make things more medical based since it IS a 'medical students blog':

I have a tummy ache right now (really). It wheely wheely hurts and I feel like a baby might come out of my anal canal. Food Poisoning or anything related to food is ruled out based on ‘family history’: [They all ate the same food---but not reports as such (not yet anyhows)]

Differential diagnosis, people.

[haha okay, wayyy too much House for my own good :p]

I remain always, the arrhythmia of your heart :]

Vanessa x