If I had things my way I would...

by jurisdiction deem all gentlemen with popped collars punishable by death.
But luckily for us, guys are required to wear ties in IMU so you don't get so much of these walking monstrosities. But if you were to step out and go to malls and such, you are sure to see these dickwads all over the place. They all need to be shot.
(I stole these pics off the net. Just imagine them to be asians. Yellow, black, white whatever; the moment they pop their collars, they're all the same to me.)


It defies my logic as to why they do this to themselves when they have ready-made alternatives available:

Turtlenecks, your perfect solution to popped collars.

However, sometimes, there can be exceptions. Not everyone can pop their collars without me judging them first hand as try hard posers. Not unless you are some badass like him:

Come on, this guy's killed more people than the number of lives we'll ever save as future doctors combined. Provided we graduate, god forbid. Mr. Hussein has gone through enough and needs a break; the least we can afford him is the luxury of a popped collar. So unless you've ever killed your own son in law or hid in holes, you don't deserve to pop your collar... unless...

unless you are our beloved Andrew of course.

I like.