of doctors

something i saw on the internet caught my eye,

A long line of people wait at the Pearly Gates as St. Peter slowly checks them in, taking forever.

Little guy in a white coat shows up, carrying a leather bag, with a stethoscope around his neck.

St. Peter waves him through.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

someone asks.

"Why does that DOCTOR get cuts?"

"Oh, that wasn't a doctor," Pete says.

"It was God. He just likes to play doctor once in a while."



i'd go on to elaborate (and possibly compose a rap) on the elephant-sized egos of (many) medical students and doctors and the disillusioned people with self-proclaimed-inflated-brains-(and penes) who think they are far greater than they actually are.
(you have small penises and peas for brains and aren't as clever as you think you are.)

but i conclude that i'll leave it for another time (=

in the meantime, sem2s enjoy your break, sem3s study smart.


-marc