Epidemiology of Alvin's Anal Bane

when i first read Alvin's thesis on popped-collars, i had to admit i thought he was being a tad bit too harsh...
i thought he was going a bit overboard with saying how bad the situation was..
plus i never really thought popped-collars on white/eurasian/caucasian guys looked all that bad.

however, the question remained...was i wrong?

was Alvin exagerrating?

who's to say? all these 'he said', 'she thinks', 'they feel', but in the end, WHO CONFIRMED??

so, as to clear ALL DOUBTS

over the weekend i took a stroll around bandar utama's famous shopping complex, one utama

conducting my very own survey for your (readers as well as authors, but especially for Alvin) benefit.

the place i once called my "favourite shopping mall", the "easiest access", with the "best shops", where the "hottest people hang around"..................

is now.....

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POPPED-COLLAR ALVIN's HELL HAVEN!!!! :D

just walk around, and you'll see them EVERYWHERE!!!

in charles jourdain....

with a freaking ugly COOL white stripe even :)

TARNISHING MY BELOVED FACTORY OUTLET STORE!

everybody say hi to Alvin's BEST BUD in the whole wide WORLD =D

and whats worse than seeing all these 'cool' retards dudes walking around as if they need to protect their necks with a raised collar?

SEEING A MANNEQUIN SPORTING THE EXACT SAME LOOK!!!

i mean COME ON!!!!! the poor headless upper-and-lower-extremities-less (pardon me medical jargon..just tryina act like im smart;p ) plastic body can't even object!

why put him/it through such pain and humiliation?

leave him some dignity why don't you?!

so... if you feel the same way i do (just in case someone comes to hunt and kill me for this post) Alvin does =)

act now! call 1-800-weloveunpoppedcollars to make a stand! orrrr...if the number doesnt go through, you could just leave a tag...hehe :)

AND if you think you're a hot single girl looking for someone who looks eaxctly like, sounds scarily similar to and most definitely probably IS andrew, leave your number too.